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wife started running around the house at 430 am. left at 7 am.

Think I'm going to murder her. Why is she so fucking loud an...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
I think she has add or something
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
She still hasn't left yet. Gtfo!!
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
I'm going to lock the door the next time she goes outside an...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
I should have slept in the guest room last night. Would be ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Quiet now. After 2.5 hours of a walking hurricane stomping ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Nope. She's back again. Fuck. I'm going to buy a shotgun ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Get help.
Benevolent Screed
  05/17/17
Such as? This shit is terrible. 2 days per week of this.
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Its shit like this that drives a patient man into a rage
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
How can she be running around the house getting ready so fuc...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Now I get to dress and feed the kid. Get him to school. An...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
I should have slept in the guestroom. She's my wife but ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Of course kid is irritable as fuck now too
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Whenever guys kill their wives on the news they never get to...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
Chris Rock had a pretty good skit about this. In anothe...
dirte
  05/17/17
This is the shit that keeps me on effexor I swear to god
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
OMG I'M SO BUSY I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S STILL SLEEPING I NEED A...
Slow Children Playing
  05/17/17
oh there is a shrew in the house; not sure it's the wife.
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/17/17
I didn't yell or say anything. Wife has a brain that can on...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
...
Dick Vitale cries, He's acknowledging Kant baby!
  05/17/17
...
GGGtp
  05/17/17
...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
why does she think spoons are in the bathroom?
.,,,.,,..,.,.,:,.::,,...,::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.
  05/17/17
lol no she does close stuff loudly though. why cant she jus...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
she will read the kid a story, get him all sleepy, and he's ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
...
chilmata
  05/17/17
this thread is now about spaceporn
Cleveland Indians
  05/17/17
Its his blog!
....,,,,,,,,,....,..,.,..,
  05/17/17
lol sorry. I just poast stupid domestic shit all the time t...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
This is the second time you've talked about murdering your w...
Young Playa
  05/17/17
spaceporn documenting his experience in an xo memorandum
biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm
  05/17/17
she just texted me asking me for $330 for kid's swim team st...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
text back "good thing you were up early to get paid.&qu...
MoreDoughHi
  05/17/17
lol yeah! that would be fucking hilarious. that would elic...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
her job, her money, your job, her money.
MoreDoughHi
  05/17/17
no question.
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
*Still had to do makeup in the car and was more than 20 minu...
mutated mutandis
  05/17/17
jfc
PrestigeWhore
  05/17/17
my husband was running around at 530 and i quietly cried int...
honeycoin
  05/17/17
I put the pillow over my head to try to block out the sound ...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
I use ear plugs
Some of my haters like to sensationalize and force
  05/17/17
stfu doobs
manwal8
  05/17/17
...
The Impostor Boogie Down
  05/17/17
...
scholarshipalt0 (retired)
  05/17/17
Lots of virtue signaling. Your partner having to go to work ...
:D
  05/17/17
what time do you usually get the house to yourself?
MoreDoughHi
  05/17/17
the only time all week is really when she takes the kid to c...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
does she stay in the living room when you're in the bedroom.
MoreDoughHi
  05/17/17
Time for another babby. Maybe she'll give you a black one.
chilmata
  05/17/17
lol how would that work? Does that happen? Black babies j...
spaceporn2525
  05/17/17
http://scontent.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s480x480/e15/11...
Frank Lloyd Wrong
  05/17/17
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dr. thunder
  05/17/17
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CapTTTainFalcon
  05/17/17


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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:01 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Think I'm going to murder her. Why is she so fucking loud and restless for so long before she goes to.work. Really awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325542)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:02 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I think she has add or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325544)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:03 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

She still hasn't left yet. Gtfo!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325547)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:04 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I'm going to lock the door the next time she goes outside and I'm not going to let her back in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325551)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:06 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I should have slept in the guest room last night. Would be quieter than this shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325556)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Quiet now. After 2.5 hours of a walking hurricane stomping through the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325560)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Nope. She's back again. Fuck. I'm going to buy a shotgun for moments like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325561)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Benevolent Screed

Get help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325564)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:12 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Such as? This shit is terrible. 2 days per week of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325566)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Its shit like this that drives a patient man into a rage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325565)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

How can she be running around the house getting ready so fucking long and noisily!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325569)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:14 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Now I get to dress and feed the kid. Get him to school. And I'm exhausted. Then gonto iffice by 830 and teleconference w doctor at 9 am.

Fuck this shit. Her hobby job is a massive pain in the ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325575)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:17 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I should have slept in the guestroom.

She's my wife but honestly I think for one second it would he satisfying to fire a shotgun at moments like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325581)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Of course kid is irritable as fuck now too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325593)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:31 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

Whenever guys kill their wives on the news they never get to explain why they killed her. I would always like to know the killers justification. It might not be halfway bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325606)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: dirte

Chris Rock had a pretty good skit about this.

In another one, he said "I never hit a woman... But, I'd shake the shit outta one!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326832)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:32 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

This is the shit that keeps me on effexor I swear to god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325607)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:34 AM
Author: Slow Children Playing

OMG I'M SO BUSY I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S STILL SLEEPING I NEED A SPOON TO EAT NUTELLA FROM THE JAR IS IT IN THIS DRAWER NO IN THIS ONE NO IN THIS ONE NO I NEED LIGHT TO SEE BETTER IS THUS ENOUGH LIGHT NO IS THIS ENOUGH OH THAT'S THE VENT OMG HE LEFT THE TOOTHPASTE CAP OPEN AGAIN I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW BAD I HAVE IT I JUST WANT TO SCREEEEEEAM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325611)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:35 AM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed

oh there is a shrew in the house; not sure it's the wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325615)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 8:12 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I didn't yell or say anything. Wife has a brain that can only process one thing at a time. If I said something she would have stack overflow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325744)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:37 AM
Author: Dick Vitale cries, He's acknowledging Kant baby!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325618)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:43 AM
Author: GGGtp (la cam)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325642)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 8:05 AM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325715)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: .,,,.,,..,.,.,:,.::,,...,::,...,:,.,..:.,:.::,.


why does she think spoons are in the bathroom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325910)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

lol no she does close stuff loudly though. why cant she just gently close doors. you all know how to gently close doors, right--you turn the doorknocb and gently move the door into place and then release the doorknob. she never fucking does this. it's ALWAYS like bang BANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326676)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:54 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

she will read the kid a story, get him all sleepy, and he's drifting off to sleep and she will leave his room and close the door without doing the turning the doorknob thing and BANG and yep he's wide awake again. drives me wild. When I showed her how to do it gently she acted like I was a supersensitive lunatic or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326804)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:08 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326900)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:42 AM
Author: Cleveland Indians

this thread is now about spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325641)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: ....,,,,,,,,,....,..,.,..,


Its his blog!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326773)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

lol sorry. I just poast stupid domestic shit all the time thinking its maybe half entertaining or what not. Sorry to monopolize. id like someone else to poast their own domestic stuff obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327118)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 8:49 AM
Author: Young Playa

This is the second time you've talked about murdering your wife. You better watch yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33325921)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: biglaw associate asking if link is worksafe @ 11pm (MFP)

spaceporn documenting his experience in an xo memorandum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326886)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:38 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

she just texted me asking me for $330 for kid's swim team stuff over the summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326659)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:46 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

text back "good thing you were up early to get paid."

report back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326730)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:51 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

lol yeah! that would be fucking hilarious. that would elicit like 6 texts all in a row, one right after the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326770)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

her job, her money, your job, her money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326792)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:55 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

no question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326808)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: mutated mutandis

*Still had to do makeup in the car and was more than 20 minutes late to wherever she was supposed to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326723)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: PrestigeWhore (the prancing linguist)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326736)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: honeycoin (runny hider)

my husband was running around at 530 and i quietly cried into my pillow and begged for death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326760)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

I put the pillow over my head to try to block out the sound and somehow my shoulder was tight as fuck afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326782)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Some of my haters like to sensationalize and force

I use ear plugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326791)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:26 AM
Author: manwal8

stfu doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327080)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: The Impostor Boogie Down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327924)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 7:02 PM
Author: scholarshipalt0 (retired) (longemail@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@gayporn.org)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33330750)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: :D (5000 mcg B12/wk, 150 mcg iodine/day, 250 mg algal DHA-EPA/day)

Lots of virtue signaling. Your partner having to go to work when you get to sleep is a 180 feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326891)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

what time do you usually get the house to yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326909)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:27 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

the only time all week is really when she takes the kid to church on Sundays.

Also I get some time at night but I usually just blaze up or listen to a podcast in bed or jerk off to Asian lesbian porn or porn of women standing and masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327084)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: MoreDoughHi

does she stay in the living room when you're in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327120)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: chilmata (poasting from a flawless horse stance)

Time for another babby. Maybe she'll give you a black one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33326920)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:25 AM
Author: spaceporn2525

lol how would that work? Does that happen? Black babies just happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327069)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:24 AM
Author: Frank Lloyd Wrong

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327045)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: dr. thunder (Dr. Thunder)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327108)



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Date: May 17th, 2017 1:13 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3617143&forum_id=2#33327894)