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how do you end interviews

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm ...
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
As the interviewer or the interviewee?
HojRakso
  05/16/18
interviewee
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next ste...
Buck "The Club" Paulette
  05/16/18
?
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
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gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
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Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
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Ed Hendrick
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big dick boogie down
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Topher Mercer
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boner police?
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.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
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Missile Purchase Agreement
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tsinahgogue
  05/16/18
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'""""
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alzabo
  05/17/18
"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on ...
HojRakso
  05/16/18
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yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
criminally underrated
ant shuffling through byzantine sand conduits
  05/16/18
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''''''"''"''"
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spaceporn2525
  05/16/18
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backspace
  05/16/18
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Talk to Your Kids About Niggers
  05/16/18
Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in ye...
(_))_______JASONMRAZ.COM_____))>
  05/16/18
lol
chilmata
  05/16/18
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.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
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Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro
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"'''"'''""'''
  05/16/18
welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
majestic
SPACE CADET
  05/17/18
Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview,...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
Nice
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
cant knock it.
beckersted's ghost.
  05/16/18
It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up q...
.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar...
beckersted's ghost.
  05/16/18
I once ended an interview after running out of questions and...
'""""
  05/16/18
congrats if I were interviewing someone and they did that...
maniac bumping her own thread 1000 times
  05/17/18
Solid advice here
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (g...
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interview...
'""""
  05/16/18
Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fu...
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
You seem MAF
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain ki...
gio gonzalez
  05/17/18
a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brothe...
beckersted's ghost.
  05/16/18
In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in ...
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
cr.
beckersted's ghost.
  05/16/18
Terrible
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
saying "never run out of questions" is way too asp...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
  05/16/18
I doubt she means asking all those questions in one intervie...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking rea...
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to kee...
.,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,
  05/16/18
Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were w...
'""""
  05/16/18
"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"
zarathustra
  05/16/18
better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/16/18
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'""""
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...
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')
chilmata
  05/16/18
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'""""
  05/16/18
"Never EVER run out of questions." cr. my go-to...
shaker heights
  05/17/18
"So, Jews, am I right?"
Very Stable Genius!
  05/17/18
With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
(ggtp)
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the jo...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
alpha
big dick boogie down
  05/16/18
you are alpha as fuck ragnus
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their ti...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
alpha
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au
  05/16/18
“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address...
Just your average poaster
  05/16/18
ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
Yes, this.
'""""
  05/16/18
This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Terrible
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any c...
Insane right-wing gun nut
  05/16/18
agree
spin | rat | fucks
  05/16/18
It's a really bad idea
gio gonzalez
  05/17/18
Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking...
How to derive an aut from an ism
  05/16/18
fuck my ass
communityfag
  05/16/18
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yosemite sam fuming faggot
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HojRakso
  05/16/18
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aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au
  05/16/18
I usually leave their office and sit in the reception area f...
lawmen8
  05/16/18
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Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
  05/16/18
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'""""
  05/16/18
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spaceporn2525
  05/16/18
not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove he...
A Jurisprudence is Performed
  05/16/18
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~~(>' ' )>
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"'""'"''""
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TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
...
backspace
  05/16/18
"I have to return some video tapes."
Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine
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...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
...
Missile Purchase Agreement
  05/16/18
lol
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
...
shaker heights
  05/17/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd li...
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
...
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
...
"'''"'''""'''
  05/16/18
"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his ...
"'""'"''""
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...
gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
lmao dying tyft
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au
  05/16/18
...
shaker heights
  05/17/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
jfc just give up
XIV
  05/16/18
The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space a...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on f...
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
It Happened To Me: The Backspace College Admissions Story
backspace
  05/16/18
"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a...
peeface
  05/16/18
*drops pen*
"'""'"''""
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...
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au
  05/16/18
...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fuck...
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
  05/17/18
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SPACE CADET
  05/17/18
"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will...
lawdads8
  05/16/18
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HojRakso
  05/16/18
as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say...
active pooter
  05/16/18
So do I have any shot?
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  05/16/18
we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to b...
R A G N U S
  05/16/18
180
yosemite sam fuming faggot
  05/16/18
I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my ...
Poast Malone
  05/16/18
Ouch, been there.
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java dev...
Judas Jones
  05/16/18
...
Missile Purchase Agreement
  05/16/18
I did this in my Skadden interview
(_))_______JASONMRAZ.COM_____))>
  05/16/18
There was one interview when I clearly should have done this...
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
Hahahahah
.,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.
  05/16/18
as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended ...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  05/16/18
You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after jo...
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
"I accept"
''''''''"''''
  05/16/18
if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something...
gunt
  05/16/18
after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my bigg...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/16/18
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gio gonzalez
  05/16/18
"anyway gotta go"
big dick boogie down
  05/16/18
...
aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au
  05/16/18
...
gio gonzalez
  05/17/18
*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*
The Man on the Street
  05/16/18
"Interviewee, taking questions!"
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically li...
The Man on the Street
  05/16/18
“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be in...
'""""
  05/16/18
If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong....
Risten
  05/16/18
DING-DING-FUCKING-DING
"'""'"''""
  05/16/18
so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling ...
.....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,
  05/16/18
yes they will
big dick boogie down
  05/16/18
"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."...
chilmata
  05/16/18
ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this...
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, yo...
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t ...
'""""
  05/16/18
why the fuck are you typing in chinese?
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
tcr
TM..,..;;.
  05/16/18
I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I ...
'""""
  05/16/18
Terrible
gio gonzalez
  05/17/18
I spent months training HARD for the interview game, here...
"'''"'''""'''
  05/16/18
this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am ...
The Man on the Street
  05/16/18
It's one of those things everyone loves to share their techn...
"'''"'''""'''
  05/16/18
yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out...
hours-hungry BILLPIG
  05/17/18
...
you thought you was whokebe?
  05/16/18
"So are we doin' this or not?" *beady eyes narr...
bowlcut autist
  05/16/18
...
"'''"'''""'''
  05/16/18
*drop mic* At least I will go down as a president
gibberish
  05/16/18
I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene...
Dr. Cool
  05/17/18
Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in ...
plopplop
  05/17/18
You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation...
''"'"''"
  05/17/18
awesome thread
SPACE CADET
  05/17/18


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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:40 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

like say you run out of questions. what do you do? reaffirm your interest in the job and thank for time? make up some random questions? sit in awkward silence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062499)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:41 PM
Author: HojRakso

As the interviewer or the interviewee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062502)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

interviewee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062507)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Buck "The Club" Paulette

Tell them they'll hear from you in a few days about next steps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062514)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062516)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: gio gonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062525)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062545)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Ed Hendrick (bsc)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062577)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: big dick boogie down



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062578)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: Topher Mercer (Short Pride World Wide)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062590)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: boner police?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062595)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:52 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062598)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:04 PM
Author: Missile Purchase Agreement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063030)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:12 PM
Author: tsinahgogue



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064752)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065672)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:33 AM
Author: alzabo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067074)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: HojRakso

"Look, let's be honest: In one year's time, I'll be on my path of upward ascent through the ranks of this storied institution and you'll be on a sympathy-inducing deflated balloon groundspiral involving alcoholism, a partially unwanted fourth pregnancy, and deteriorating performance reviews. In five years' time, you'll be out of here and onto some pseudo-self-fulfilling personal entrepreneurial adventure comprised of selling trinkets to mushbrains through dropshipping to iconic locales like Tuscaloosa and New Orien, and I'll be running the shop. Running. The. Shop. I'm sorry. I really am. But let's go beyond the pleasantries and formalities and just accept things for the way they are: I breathe excellence; you inhibit it. You don't have the fire in you and, if you're frank with yourself, you never have. At least not since that abandonment when you were seven. You've never recovered from that, have you Roger? You remember his last glance, don't you? It keeps you up and night; it's in your mind's eye during your waking hours. We've all been there. I'm not trying to be malicious. Consider this a friendly point of intervention smuggled into the quotidian process of interviewing for a job in a postpostmodern capitalist society on the brink. Go do something with your life. Something you're passionate about. Something that gets you out of bed in the morning and puts you on the pillow at night with a smile on your lips and gives you cherubic sun-dappled images of your family and success and meaningful life trajectory for your dreams. You weren't meant for this and never were; I was born into it. Are we done? Let me answer my own question: we're done. And, yes, I accept the position. Now get the fuck out of my new office."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062565)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062574)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: ant shuffling through byzantine sand conduits

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063097)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: ''''''"''"''"




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063130)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063160)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:26 PM
Author: backspace (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063167)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: Talk to Your Kids About Niggers ( )



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063258)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:47 PM
Author: (_))_______JASONMRAZ.COM_____))>


Tomorrow his breakfast will taste the best it's tasted in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063345)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:57 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063437)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:19 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063625)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Heteronormative, Cisgendered Bro (Het+Cis)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063813)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:59 PM
Author: "'''"'''""'''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063890)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


welp, this made me DIAMOND HARD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064358)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067036)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: SPACE CADET (Pederastrian)

majestic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067105)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

Never EVER run out of questions. You dont end the interview, they do.

Come in with some stock questions and discussion topics and try to drop them in as they come up. I get good results with:

Tell me about working here, how do you like it? Whats best whats not so great? Do you live nearby, how is the commute, how is traffic (also opens door to discussing neighborhoods and real eatate, always a hit); what sort ofnperson are you looking for, what are some concerns you have about job/ apllicants/ company (asking negatives about company is hit or miss, feel them out some like it and some do not).

If its in their office look for stuff that shows an jnterest and ask about it. Look up their profile and ask about anything interesting like working abroad, volunteer activities, etc. If you have similar interests always, always bring it up.

This is my 100% aspie if/then flowchart to a successful interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062526)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

Nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062547)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

cant knock it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062559)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (Poster formerly known as MND)

It really works! also be a good listener and ask follow up questions to show you paid attention to what they said. Act lkke you want your dream date to act with you over dinner. But only from a covnersational perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062573)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:05 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

well, i will be needing to shake the rust off soon after bar exam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062688)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: '""""


I once ended an interview after running out of questions and said “thanks for your time.” I immediately regretted it and I think the interviewers were shocked. I didn’t hear back for a few weeks but just recently got a call back for a second interview. I’ll make sure not to wrap it up this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062970)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:44 AM
Author: maniac bumping her own thread 1000 times

congrats

if I were interviewing someone and they did that, I'd just laugh and say "hold up there hoss, I'm not letting you out just yet!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067205)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Solid advice here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063022)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

I'm just going to note - she is a really good interviewer (good at getting reaches) so you should listen to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063055)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: '""""


Could she do a YouTube tutorial. I’m really bad at interviewing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063089)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: gio gonzalez

Lol tell me more about those compliance REACHES you dwarf fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063148)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

You seem MAF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063300)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:30 AM
Author: gio gonzalez

Brother I am laughing hard at you categorizing bird brain kike cog compliance jobs like they're NESCAC schools. "oh jefferies is my safety, citi match and Goldman my reach". And then being even more retarded by thinking her one weird interview trick of babbling like a toddler has anything to do with getting said reach. Definitely not because Goldman just needs 115 IQ meat to flesh out its 500 person gargoyle squad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067191)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:43 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

a job is a job. if it pays good, what's the problem, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063308)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

In addition, lol @ the thought that she is sad she isn't in court or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063381)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: beckersted's ghost.

cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063672)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:22 PM
Author: gio gonzalez

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063142)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


saying "never run out of questions" is way too aspie. if you start asking a bunch of questions about menial shit it becomes clear that you're stretching the interview for its own sake and it comes across as fake. the real tcr is just not to be aspie. when you ask a question it should generally start a conversation that sustains itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063181)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:32 PM
Author: Poast Malone

I doubt she means asking all those questions in one interview like an aspie checking off the boxes. One question getting started about neighborhoods or real estate probably will fill 20 minutes of time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063212)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:33 PM
Author: gio gonzalez

Nobody wants to go 20 minutes over talking about fucking real estate, and if you're spending 20 minutes of the actual alloted interview time talking about real estate and commutes you're doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063223)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: .,.,.;;,;.,..,:,,:,;.,:::,..;.,:,.,..:.,,.:.,:.::,


cr lmao you might as well talk about the weather just to keep your ass in the seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063241)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:35 PM
Author: Poast Malone

Agree nobody wants to talk about their commute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063245)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:40 PM
Author: '""""


Cr about the commute. I would never ask that unless I were working in nyc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063277)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:42 PM
Author: zarathustra

"wow nice white-out, where'd you get that"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063304)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:55 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Savonarola did nothing wrong)

better 2 neg them. "Office Depot brand, huh. I only use the real stuff."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063412)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063532)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:51 PM
Author: gio gonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063839)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:23 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

(Guy who has read 'How to Win Friends and Influence People')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063790)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: shaker heights

"Never EVER run out of questions."

cr. my go-to questions include,

"Where do you get your dog groomed at?"

"Can you tell I use an electric razor?"

"How long do you typically like to shower for?"

"Weren't iPods crazy?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067026)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 2:36 AM
Author: Very Stable Genius!

"So, Jews, am I right?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067150)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: Judas Jones

With a weak handshake and an awkward goodbye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062505)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

(ggtp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062508)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: R A G N U S

as an interviewee, i told them i wasn't interested in the job (5 minutes into an inteview)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062506)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: big dick boogie down

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062512)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:42 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

you are alpha as fuck ragnus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062513)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

This is tcr way to establish scarcity - make them want YOU!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062576)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: R A G N U S

No it's a way of saving two people 15-30 minutes of their time.

in this case i changed my mind about working in SF after scheduling the interview.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au


alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066307)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:43 PM
Author: Just your average poaster

“Do you have any questions or concerns that I didn’t address?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062519)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

ive seen this in articles, is it really cr? seems so awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062524)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: '""""


Yes, this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062983)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Poast Malone

This can work if interviewing with a man but is an absolute ding if interviewing with a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063005)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:01 PM
Author: gio gonzalez

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063006)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:49 PM
Author: Insane right-wing gun nut

I ask this every time. Gives you a chance to deflate any concerns they have that they may not otherwise tell you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063805)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: spin | rat | fucks (acp)

agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064132)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:31 AM
Author: gio gonzalez

It's a really bad idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067192)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:44 PM
Author: How to derive an aut from an ism

Sooo, how much would I get paid, if you don't mind my asking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062527)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: communityfag

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062530)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062583)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:04 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062681)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:57 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066313)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: lawmen8

I usually leave their office and sit in the reception area for 30 minutes as I wait for mom to come get me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062531)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:55 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062627)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:58 PM
Author: '""""




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062989)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:25 PM
Author: spaceporn2525



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063164)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: A Jurisprudence is Performed (Savonarola did nothing wrong)

not flame we had a 2L do this during callbacks. Mom drove her and sat in our reception area while she interviewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063425)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: ~~(>' ' )>



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064140)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064370)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:25 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066047)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: backspace (loves you just the way you are)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062535)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Global capitalist kike casino nightmare machine

"I have to return some video tapes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062539)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:46 PM
Author: R A G N U S



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062541)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Missile Purchase Agreement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063039)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:08 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063058)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: shaker heights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067031)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067048)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones

When they're like "so...is there anything else you'd like us to know about you" I'm always tempted to say "I'm gay"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062540)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062584)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:01 PM
Author: "'''"'''""'''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063904)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


"How gay?" The Partner said as he reached for his zipper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064374)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: gio gonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064745)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:58 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au


lmao dying tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066324)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:16 AM
Author: shaker heights



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067032)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067049)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:47 PM
Author: XIV

jfc just give up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062551)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:48 PM
Author: Poast Malone

The advice ive been given is you need to fill up the space as its your job always to not make the interview awkward. Dont rely on the other person even though it kind of makes sense that it should be their job since theyre the host. If they have to put any effort in trying during the interview theyre going to ding you. Id just start bsing personal shit like sports, life Outside work, hobbies. Let the other person eventually end it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062553)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:51 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

lol i can easily see a betacuck lawnerd letting this go on for hours and thinking he has a new friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062593)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:54 PM
Author: Poast Malone

People usually have somewhere else to be and will end it on time. If it goes on and on and youre a typical xo poaster it probably isnt the type of place you want to work at or person you want to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062614)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:17 PM
Author: backspace (loves you just the way you are)

It Happened To Me: The Backspace College Admissions Story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062753)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:49 PM
Author: peeface

"out of curiosity, is this office within 1000 feet of a school or daycare?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062568)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


*drops pen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064380)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066341)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: ''"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067050)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:24 AM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

*autotuned wheezing and shouts of "Will you please fucking put that away? THANK YOU" overheard in office down the hall*

"Ye- NO. Of course. Of course not."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067057)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:52 AM
Author: SPACE CADET (Pederastrian)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067107)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: lawdads8 (peterman)

"please hire me, I'm depressed and hoping this job will help me turn it around. Thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062643)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: HojRakso



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062661)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: active pooter

as a gov't worker nearing retirement I just have this to say:

Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062657)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


So do I have any shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062698)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: R A G N U S

we were interviewing this guy, and he said he had to go to bathroom, then we never seen him again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062703)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:07 PM
Author: yosemite sam fuming faggot (ggtp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062706)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Poast Malone

I did this during a google interview. Was punching above my weight class and the hypotheticals seemed like foreign language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062949)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Ouch, been there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063648)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:03 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Should never have interviewed Seamus O'Connolly for Java developer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063020)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Missile Purchase Agreement



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063044)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: (_))_______JASONMRAZ.COM_____))>


I did this in my Skadden interview

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063356)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:56 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

There was one interview when I clearly should have done this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063431)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:22 PM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


Hahahahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063646)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 2:59 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

as the interviewee? you don't. just keep asking open ended questions that get the interviewer talking and nod and smile like an idiot as you pretend to listen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36062998)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

You know what also works? Just making jokes. Joke after joke until they have to go somewhere...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063450)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: ''''''''"''''

"I accept"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063053)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:07 PM
Author: gunt

if it's your last interviewer just pretend you had something scheduled after the round of interviews and now have to go to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063054)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:09 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


after a few questions, ill thank them for addressing my biggest questions and emphasize my enthusiasm for the role. its natural and not forced. this mostly happens when i raped the interview and the interviewer isnt rushing to wrap things up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063060)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:37 PM
Author: gio gonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063261)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:48 PM
Author: big dick boogie down

"anyway gotta go"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063360)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:06 PM
Author: aramis.ayala@jasonmraz.com.au




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066400)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:33 AM
Author: gio gonzalez



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067196)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:50 PM
Author: The Man on the Street

*whip off shirt, sprint out of building*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063383)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:51 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

"Interviewee, taking questions!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063389)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 3:58 PM
Author: The Man on the Street

stand up, quivering with emotion, and bellow dramatically like a Shakespearian actor:

"This.... this grotesque FARCE... is OVVVVVVVVVVVVVVER."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063446)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: '""""


“Well I gotta get back to my desk. I’m not supposed to be interviewing during work hours hehe.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063588)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:17 PM
Author: Risten

If you have to "interview" you are doing it wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063609)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:13 PM
Author: "'""'"''"" ( )


DING-DING-FUCKING-DING

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064391)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: .....,,.....,,.....,,.................,,,


so every hedge fund analyst and PE associate and VP pulling in 10x more than you would be stunned to learn they did it wrong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064428)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: big dick boogie down

yes they will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064490)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: chilmata (Big Dawg)

"Shit, I'm late for my experimental HIV treatment."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063679)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:29 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

ljl at the cabal of aspies on this stupid site. reading this thread is painful.

when you run out of questions, you ask if they have any questions for you, and when they're done, you ask if they have any reservations about your fit or ability to do the job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063701)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:33 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

I don't like that last q. They always are like "uh, you seem knowledgeable but... um, there's the whole fit and personality thing... We'll be in touch and good luck." Sometimes they mention sandpaper for some reason. I always ask "fit into what" but never get an answer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063723)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:40 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

true it's probably not that effective when an aspie asks it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063760)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: '""""


I see it mentioned on a lot of job websites, but it doesn’t seem very effective in practice, and most people should avoid it. You don’t want the interviewer to be brainstorming ways that you wouldn’t be a good fit. You want them to focus on your positive attributes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063800)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)

why the fuck are you typing in chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064137)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: TM..,..;;.

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065814)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: '""""


I always ask if they have any more questions for me after I finish asking like 3 questions. More than 3 questions for a phone interview seems like overkill imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063787)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 3:32 AM
Author: gio gonzalez

Terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067194)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:04 PM
Author: "'''"'''""'''


I spent months training HARD for the interview game,

here's my secret

Make an index card for every question they could possibly ask you related to the position you want. Write the answer on the back, and read it until you memorize it.

Write an index card with 4 questions for them about the company, position, etc...try to work those questions into the interview

Write an index card with 4 things you like about the position, company, etc...definitely work those into the interview

Have three or four canned stories where you seem like an alpha intelligent chad and just apply them to whatever question they ask you, shoehorn the fuck out of these stories into the interview, these are gold, but you gotta do it right. and ALWAYS end the interview with one if you can.

You'll get in everywhere you apply. And remember human beings are lazy faggots, it's a relief for the interviewer if you as the person being interviewed take the lead and do most of the talking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36063922)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: The Man on the Street

this thread made me realize how profoundly un-autistic i am compared to everyone else here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064120)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: "'''"'''""'''


It's one of those things everyone loves to share their technique, you really get an insight into the minds of posters you've posted alongside for years, from a really different angle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064126)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:29 AM
Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG

yeah and most xo poa "techniques" are straight out of crimelibrary's serial killer profiles/DSM IV's severe autism criteria

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067066)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 5:41 PM
Author: you thought you was whokebe? (they don't love you like that)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36064131)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:01 PM
Author: bowlcut autist

"So are we doin' this or not?"

*beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36065837)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: "'''"'''""'''




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066110)



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Date: May 16th, 2018 11:03 PM
Author: gibberish

*drop mic*

At least I will go down as a president

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36066369)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:25 AM
Author: Dr. Cool

I ask them if I can do a dramatic rendition of a movie scene. They almost never say no.

After that, I have a few go-to's. From Glengarry Glen Ross, Robocop, Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, and this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_W4Gi5h9P8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067060)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: plopplop

Be an Alpha and shit on the conference table/office desk in front of the interviewer(s) when you are done. Leave your mark.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067070)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:38 AM
Author: ''"'"''"

You're suspect. Yeah, you. I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today, you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have here to for you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day gentlemen and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067082)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 1:55 AM
Author: SPACE CADET (Pederastrian)

awesome thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3978363&forum_id=2#36067110)